Sick Again!!!

I got another cold. These kids are killing me. I feel like I have been sick half the time I have been here.

The Goods

Two items I lived off as a kid.

Burgled

After we got robbed people would come up and say, "So I heard you got burgled" which always made me laugh. It just sounds so funny burgled partially, because it reminds me of the Hamburgler. Anyway here are a list of words I like.

1. Burgle

2. Tomfoolery

3. By the Bye

4. Bollox

5. Romp

6. Query

Ultrasound

With the help of my Goofball brother I was able to make an ultrasound machine and captured this picture of my unborn son.

Strangers In The Night

Two men broke into our house last night. At about 4am, two men cut a hole in the barbed wire fence around our campus and slipped past security. They went along the road checking back doors to see if any were unlocked. We left our door unlocked and so did our neighbors.

Celine answered our phone at 5:45 and was told that a burglar had been in some of the lojmans and our back door was opened, so she told me to go down stairs to check, so I bolted down the stairs to see if anyone was still around, but they had already gone.

Later, we learned that they were at our house first and then went to our neighbors who heard a noise and yelled at the two men as they escaped from their home. Our neighbor saw one of the robber's faces as he was running up the stairs.

The cops and campus security came by, and I gave a statement and a list of things that were stolen. The list was short my wallet and Celine's camera. (She almost cried)

Later, I went through the hole in the fence in search of evidence. I found none, but I will go back later and continue my search down the dirt road that leads to a village. I will find these villains and bring them to justice. When I say Justice, I am talking Jack Bauer justice.

There was an Italian artist who was murdered a week ago about a 20 minute drive from campus. Maybe we should have started locking our door then. Lesson learned.

Once You Start You'll Never Stop

My father-in-law told my wife when she was younger not to get to excited about working, because once you start you will never stop. I found that this was true in my life. I was just thinking about all the jobs I have had over my life.

I started working when I was 9 - working with my dad for his tree removal company on Saturdays. I worked almost every Saturday until I was 19. I have not stopped working since.

1. Tree service-goffer

2. Pathmark-cart boy

3. Boston Market-food prep and meat boy

4. A&P-Cashier

5. Landscaper

6. Taco Bell-food prep and taco maker

7. McDonalds-griller

8. Denny's-cook

9. Toys R Us-overnight stock boy

10. Philly's Cheesesteaks-griller, food prep, cashier

11. Fedex-courier

12. Venice Pizza-pizza delivery boy

13. Chop Stick King-delivery boy

14. Firday Night Live-working with adults with disabilities

15. Massage Therapist

16. Federal Government Census Bearuea-investigator

17. Boulder Creek-waiter

18. Substitute teacher

19. Highland Park Youth activities coordinator

20. Army-recruit

21. Building Retaining walls (one day)


22. Teacher

I might be forgetting some?

It's Raining Diapers

The other day I was walking across the room to put 30 diapers away I was holding in my arms. On my walk over to the diaper cabinet I saw Celine sitting on the floor going through some stuff. I decided to drop the diapers on her head while singing, It's raining diapers. She laughed but I think it was because she didn't know what else to do.